从前有一位可爱的公主 "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess
但是她被可怕的魔法控制了 "But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...
只有真爱的初吻才可以解除这魔法 "which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
她被困在一个城堡里 "She was locked away in a castle...
由一只喷火龙看守着 "guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想 把她从这可怕的监狱中救走 "Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this deadful prison.
但是 没有一个成功 "but none prevailed.
她关在被喷火龙看守着的 "She waited in the dragon's keep...
城堡里最高的房间里 "in the highest room of the tallest tower...
等待着真爱的初吻 for her true love and true love's first kiss. "
那是不会发生的 Like that's ever gonna happen
片名:怪物史莱克
-我想它在里面 -我们去吧! - Think it's in there? - All right. Let's get it!
慢着!你知道会发生什么吗? Whoa, Hold on. Do you know what thing can do to you?
它会把你的骨头当面包吃 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
其实那是一个巨人 Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.
不过 更糟糕的可能是个怪物 Now, ogres... They're much worse.
它们会扒下你们新鲜的皮肤做汤 They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
挖出你的心肝 They'll shave your liver.
用你的眼睛榨果汁 Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
-这样吃吐司面包味道会很好 -退后 退后 怪物 -Actualy, it's quite good on toast. -Back! Back, beast!
我警告你 Back! I warn ya!
你们还不快走就没有机会了 This is the part where you run away.
滚吧! And stay out!
通缉:童话人物 "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures. "
好的 这车满了 All right. This one's full
拉走 Take it away!
-走 快点 快点 -下一个 - Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next!
给我 你飞行的日子要结束了 Give me that! Your flying days are over.
这是给你的20银币 下一个! That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
起来 快点 Get up! Come on!
安静点! Keep quiet!
笼子太小了 This cage is too small.
请不要让我进去 我不再顽固了 Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.
我会改的 再给我一次机会 I can change. Please! Give ma another chance!
闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
-下一个 什么东西 -这是一个小木偶 -Next! What have you got? -This little wooden puppet.
我不是木偶 我是一个真正的男孩 I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
5先令给你这个疯狂的玩具 Five shillings forthe possessed toy.
拿走 Take it away.
下一个 什么东西? Next. What have you got?
我有一头会说话的驴子 Well, I've got a talking donkey.
好的 如果你能证明 我给你十先令 Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prouve it.
好的 说吧 伙计 Oh, go ahead, little fella.
哦 它只是有点紧张 Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous.
它可是个话匣子呀 说话啊!你这头蠢驴! He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
- 好了 我听够了 守卫! - 不 不 它能说话 - That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! -No, no, he talks!
我能说话 我爱说话 He does. I can talk. I love to talk.
我是你见过的最能说话的驴子 I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
- 把她带走 - 不 不要 - Get her out of my sight. -No, no!
我发誓 它能说话 I swear! Oh! He can talk!
嘿 我会飞! Hey! I can fly!
-它会飞 -会飞! - He can fly! - He can fly!
它说话了 对了 笨蛋 He can talk! Ha, ha! That's right, fool!
对 现在我是会飞会说话的驴子 Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.
你可能看过蝇子 而且是一个很大的蝇子 Your right have seen a house fly maybe even a super fly,
不过你肯定没有看过会飞的驴子 but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.
抓住它 Seize him!
在这边 快过来 After him! He's getting away!
是你 怪物 You there. Ogre!
什么事? Aye?
奉弗瓜王之命 授权我逮捕你们两个 By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you under arrest...
送到一个指定地... and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility.
是吗?你和什么军队? Oh, really? You and what army?
我可以跟你说话吗? Can I say something to you?
听着 你的确有些本领 了不起! Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!
你在跟我说话吗? Are you talking to... me? Whoa!
是的 我在跟你说话 你刚才真的很厉害 Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards!
那些侍卫以为自己很棒 然后你一出现 砰! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!
都跑光了 They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods.
我看了感觉很爽 That really made me feel good to see that.
- 很棒 真的 - 获得自由的感觉真好 - Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free.
去跟你的朋友庆祝你的自由吧 Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
可是我没有朋友 But, uh, I don't have any friends.
我也不会单独出去 And I'm not goin' out there by myself.
嘿 等等 我有一个很好的建议 我跟着你好吗 Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.
你是一个令人恐惧的绿色怪物 You're a mean, green, fightin' machine.
遇到我们的人会被我们一起吓跑 Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
噢 真吓人 Oh, wow! That was really scary.
这很可怕 如果不管用 你呼口气就可以了 If you don't mind me sayin' if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done,
你需要些口香糖 你有点口臭 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
你几乎把我的鼻毛都烧着了 You almost burned the hair outta my nose,
就像那次... just like the time...
...我吃了一些烂草莓后放了很多屁 Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.
你为什么跟着我? Why are you following me?
我告诉你原因 I'll tell you why.
因为我寂寞 'Cause I'm all alone
没有人陪我 There's no one here beside me
我的烦恼都走开 My problems have all gone
没有人会嘲笑我 There's no one to deride me
当你有了朋友... But you gotta have friend...
别唱了! Stop singing!
怪不得你没有朋友 It's no wonder you don't have any friends.
噢 只有真正的朋友才会这么诚实 Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
听着 驴子 看看我 我是什么? Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
- 真高? - 不!我是个怪物 -Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre.
想像一下:拿着你的火把和草杈! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks. "
这不让你烦恼吗? Doesn't that bother you?
不 Nope.
- 真的? - 真的 真的 - Really? - Really,really.
我喜欢你 你叫什么? Man, I like you. What's your name?
史莱克 Uh, Shrek.
史莱克?知道我喜欢你什么? Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?
你不在乎别人怎么看自己 You got a kind of I don't care what nobody thinks of me thing.
我喜欢这个 我敬佩这个 史莱克 I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You alright.
瞧那边!谁住在那里? Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?
那是我的家 That would be my home.
很好!太漂亮了! Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
你是个相当不错的装饰设计家 在预算有限的情况下 你所做的令人惊叹! You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.
我喜欢那块石头 很漂亮 I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
我猜想你家里不常来客人 I guess you don't entertain much, do you?
我喜欢一个人呆着 I like my privacy.
我也是这样 这是我们的另一个共同点 You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in comon.
我讨厌有人来 Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face.
来了就不肯走 尴尬的沉默 You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
- 我跟你住可以吗? - 什么? - Can I stay with you? - Uh, what?
让我跟你一起住 好吗? Can I stay with you, please?
- 当然! - 真的? - Of course! - Really?
- 不! - 我不想回去! - No. - Please! I don't wanna go back there!
你知道被当作怪物的感受 You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do.
这就是为什么我们要在一起 让我留下吧! But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!
- 求求你! - 好吧 - Please! Please! - Okay! Okay!
- 但你只能呆一晚上 - 谢谢! - But one night only. - Ah! Thank you!
这将会很有趣! - What are you- No! No! - This is gonna be fun!
我们晚点儿睡 一起讲故事 We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories,
早上我做薄饼 and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.
我在哪里睡? Where do, uh, I sleep?
外面! Outside!
哇 那很酷 Oh,well, I guess that's cool.
我的意思是我不了解你 你也不了解我 I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me,
因此我想外头最好 so I guess outside is best, you know.
我出去了 Here I go.
晚安 Good night.
我确实喜欢在外面 我是驴 生来就喜欢外面 I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside.
只有我一个人在外面 I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know.
一个人 在外面 By myself, outside.
只有我一个人 这里除了我没有别人 I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me
我不是告诉你呆在外头吗? I thought I told you to stay outside.
我是在外头 I am outside.
这比农场差远了 不过还有什么办法呢? Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?
这不是家 但还算不错 It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
多好的床 What a lovely bed.
- 抓到你了 - 我找到了些奶酪 - Got ya. - I found some cheese.
真恶心! Blah! Awful stuff.
- 是你吗 戈德? - 你怎么知道是我? -Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know?
够了!你在我的房子里干嘛? Enough! What are you doing in my house?
不 不 不! Oh!, no, no, no.
- 死人不能放在桌子上 - 可床已经被占了! - Dead broad off the table. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
什么? What?
我住在沼泽地里 我贴出告示 我是个可怕的怪物! I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre!
我怎么才能保留点隐私呢? What do I have to do to get a little privacy?
- 啊! - 不 -Aah! - Oh, no.
哦 不 Oh, no.
不...不! No! No!
你们在我的沼泽地里干什么? What are you doing in my swamp?
好 出去 你们都离开这里 走开! All right, get out of here. All of you, move it!
快点儿 快! Come on! Let's go! Quickly. Come on!
不 No, no!
不是那里 不是那里 No, no. Not there. Not there.
别看我 不是我请他们来的 Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.
没人请我们来 Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
- 什么? -我们被迫来到这里 - What? - We were forced to come here.
- 谁强迫你们? - 弗瓜王 - By who? - Lord Farquaad.
他把我们赶走 He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice.
谁知道弗瓜王在哪里? Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?
我知道 Oh, I do. I know where he is.
还有人知道在哪里能找到他吗? Does anyone else know where to find him?
- 没人知道? - 我知道! - Anyone at all? - Me! Me!
- 谁知道? - 选我! - Anyone? - Oh! Oh, pick me!
我知道!我知道!我! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!
好 Okay, fine.
注意 你们这些童话人物 Attention, all fairy tale things.
别再享受了 欢迎已经正式结束了 Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out.
实际上 我马上就要去见弗瓜王这个家伙 In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now...
把你们从我这里弄走 回你们老家! and get you all off my land and back where you came from!
你! Oh! You!
你跟我来 You're comin' with me.
这正是我喜欢听到的 All right, that's what I like to hear, man
史莱克和驴 两个朋友一起去冒险 Shrek and donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure.
我喜欢 I love it!
又上路了 史莱克 跟我一起唱 On the road again
我迫不及待要上路了... I can't wait to get on the road again
关于唱歌我刚才说什么了? What did I say about singing?
- 我可以吹口哨儿吗? - 不 - Can I whistle? - No.
- 可以哼歌吗? - 好吧 哼吧 - Can I hum it? - All right, hum it.
够了 他要开口了 That's enough. He's ready to talk.
跑 跑 赶快跑 Run, run, run, as fast as you can.
你抓不到我 我是个姜饼人! You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!
- 你是魔鬼 - 我不是 你才是 - You're a monster. - I'm not the monster here. You are.
你和其他的童话垃圾毒害了我完美的世界 You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world.
告诉我 他们都到哪里去了? Now, tell me! Where are the others?
吃我! Eat me!
我试着公平地对待你们这些东西 I've tried to be fair to you creatures.
现在 我的耐心消失了! 告诉我 不然... Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll...
不 别动我的糖浆扣子! No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
谁把他们藏起来了? All right then. Who's hiding them?
好 我告诉你 你知道松饼人吗? Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
- 松饼人? - 松饼人 - The muffin man? - The muffin man.
对 我知道松饼人 她住在特鲁里街? Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
她跟松饼人结婚了 Well, she's married to the muffin man.
- 松饼人? - 松饼人! - The muffin man? - The muffin man!
她跟松饼人结婚了 She's married to the muffin man.
主人!我们找到了! My lord! We found it.
你还等什么?把它带进来 Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.
- 魔镜... - 什么都不要告诉他! - Magic mirror... - Don't tell him anything!
不要! No!
晚上好 Evening.
魔镜啊魔镜 Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
这不是最完美的王国吗? Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
严格地讲你不是国王 Well, technically you're not a king.
- 你说什么? - 我意思是...你还不是国王 - You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a king yet.
但你可以成为国王 只要娶个公主就行了 But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.
接着说 Go on.
那么 放松点坐下吧 主人 So, just sit back and relax, my lord,
你就要会见当今最合格的未婚女子了 because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
她们来了! And here they are!
一号来自遥远的王国 精神上倍受折磨 Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away.
她喜欢吃寿司和洗热水澡 She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime.
她还要为她的两个坏姐姐做饭和打扫卫生 Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters.
欢迎灰姑娘! Please welcome Cinderella.
二号是位身穿斗篷的姑娘 她来自奇幻之地 Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy.
她与七个男人一起生活 她很不简单 Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.
亲吻她冰凉的嘴唇 看看她火热的激情吧 Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.
快来为白雪公主鼓掌吧! Come on. Give it up for Snow White!
最后一位 但不是最差的 And last, but certainly not least,
一位红发姑娘来自被龙看守的 bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead...
火山岩浆围绕的城堡 from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava!
但别因此而灰心 But don't let that cool you off.
渴望被拯救的菲奥纳公主 Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!
是一号? So will it be bachelorette number one,
二号还是三号? bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?
- 二号!三号! - 三号! - Two! Two! - Three! Three!
- 二号!三号! - 三号! - Two! Two! - Three!
三号?一号?三号? Three? One? Three?
选三号 主人! Three! Pick number three, my lord!
好 好 三号! Okay, okay, uh, number three!
弗瓜王 你选了菲奥纳公主 Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.
菲奥纳公主 Princess Fiona.
她是完美的
我只想找一个能去... All I have to do is just find someone who can go...
我应该说一下发生在晚上的事... But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.
- 我会跟她结婚的 - 可是日落后... - I'll do it. - Yes, but after sunset...
安静!我要菲奥纳公主做我的王后 Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen,
杜洛克将会有一个十全十美的国王 and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!
队长 召集你最优秀的部下 Captain, assemble your finet men.
我们要举行一场比赛 We're going to have a tournament.
就是那里 那就是杜洛克 But that's it. That'st it right there. That's DuLoc.
我说过我会找到的 I told ya I'd find it.
那么 那一定是弗瓜王的城堡了 So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.
就是那里 Uh...huh. That's the place.
你看他是不是在弥补什么? Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?
等等!等一下 史莱克 Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.
快点儿 宝贝儿 我们晚了 Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.
等等 我不会吃掉你的 Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya.
我只是...我只是... I just... I just...
很安静 It's quiet.
太安静了 Too quiet.
- 人都到哪去了? - 你看看这个! - WHere is everybody? - Hey, look at this!
欢迎来杜洛克这个美丽的地方 Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town
有一些规则要和你分享 Here we have some rules Let us lay them down
要安静守秩序才会有好环境 Don't make waves, stay inline and we'll get along fine
杜洛克是个好地方 DuLoc is a perfect place
要爱护花和树 擦亮鞋 擦净...脸 Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... face
杜洛克是 杜洛克是 DuLoc is, DuLoc is
杜洛克是个好... DuLoc is a perfect
地方 Place
我们再来一遍! Wow! Let's do that again!
不 不 不 不! No. No. No, no, no! No.
勇敢的骑士们 Brave knights.
你们是世界上最优秀 最聪明的人 You are the best and brightest in the land.
今天 你们中的一个将证明... Today one of you shall prove himself...
你想挨巴掌吗? All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
对不起 Sorry about that.
冠军将得到荣誉...不...特权 That champion shall have the honour... no,no... the privilege...
去救出可爱的菲奥纳公主 to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona...
从火龙严密的看守中 from the fiery keep of the dragon
如果因为意外冠军没有成功 If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,
亚军将代替他... the fist runner-up will take his place
以此类推 and so on and so forth.
你们有些人可能会牺牲 但这是自愿的 Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
比赛现在开始! Let the tournament begin!
那是什么? What is that?
- 丑的吓人! - 这不是很漂亮 - It's hideous! -Ah, that's not very nice.
不过是头驴而已 It's just a donkey. Huh?
骑士们 新计划! Indeed. Knights, new plan!
杀死那个怪物的人将被授予冠军!进攻! The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!
- 抓住他! - 嘿 现在 赶快!等等... - Get him! - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.
去!抓住他! Go ahead! Get him!
我们可以友好的解决吗? Can't we just settle this over a pint?
杀了这个怪物! Kill the beast!
不?那么 好吧 No? All right then.
来吧! Come on!
I don't give a damn about my reputation
You're living in the past It's a new generation
A girl can do what she wants to do
And that's what I'm gonna do
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Oh no no no no no Not me
嘿 史莱克 让我来!让我来! Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!
And I don't give a damn about my reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station
And I'm always feelin'good when I'm having fun
And I don't have to please no one
给他椅子! The chair! Give him the chair!
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Oh no no no no no Not me
Me me me
Oh no no no no
Not me not me
Not me
谢谢!非常感谢! Thank you! Thank you very much!
我在这里呆到周四 尝尝牛排!哈哈 I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!
我可以下令吗 主人? Shall I give the order, sir?
不 我有个更好的主意 No, I have a better idea.
杜洛克的人们 他就是我们的冠军! People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!
- 什么? - 祝贺你 怪物 - What? - Congratulations, ogre.
你赢得了一个伟大 高尚任务的荣誉 You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest.
任务?我的任务就是要归还我的沼泽地 Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.
- 你的沼泽地? - 对 我的沼泽地! - Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp!
你把那些童话人物丢弃到那里! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures!
好吧 怪物 我们做个交易 All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal.
你为我完成任务 我就把沼泽地还给你 Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.
恢复原状? Exactly the way it was?
跟原来一模一样 Down to the last slime-covered toadtool.
- 那些不速之客呢? - 全都弄走 - And the squatters? - As good as gone.
什么样的任务? What kind of quest?
你要去跟龙作战 Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon...
救出公主 然后弗瓜王把沼泽地还给你 and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp...
你的沼泽地现在被弗瓜王塞满了怪物 对吗? which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right?
也许驴不能讲话是有道理的 Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.
你为什么不把你的魔力都用在他身上? I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?
包围他的堡垒 Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress,
碾碎他们的骨头夹面包吃 怪物所有的本事 grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.
我知道 Oh, I know what.
也许我可以砍掉全村人的头 Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village...
把他们的头挂在长矛上 and put thier heads on a pike,
拿刀割开他们的肚子 喝他们的血 gotten a knife, cut open thier spleen and drink their fluids.
你看怎么样? Does that sound good to you?
不 真的 不怎么样 Uh, no, not really, no.
告诉你 怪物比你想像的复杂 For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
- 举个例子 - 例子? - Example? - Example?
- 好...怪物就像洋葱 - 有臭味? - Okay, um, ogres are like onions. - They stink?
- 不 - 让你流泪? - 不! - Yes No! - They make you cry? - No!
把它们放在阳光下晒成棕色 会长出嫩芽? You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
是层! No! Layers!
洋葱有很多层 Onions have layers.
怪物有层 洋葱也有层 Ogres have layers! Onions have layers.
你明白吗?我们都有好多层 You gt it? We both have layers.
你们都有好多层 Oh, you both have layers. Oh.
可并不是人人都喜欢洋葱 You know, not everybody likes onions.
蛋糕!大家都喜欢蛋糕!蛋糕也有层 Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
我不在乎...大家喜欢什么 I don't care... what everyone likes.
怪物不像蛋糕 Ogres are not like cakes.
你知道大家还喜欢什么?冰淇淋 You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits.
你试过问别人:吃冰淇淋吗? Have you ever met a person, you, say, "Let's get some parfait,"
他回答:不 我不喜欢冰淇淋 they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"?
- 冰淇淋很好吃 - 没有! - Parfaits are delicious. - No!
你这个愚蠢讨厌的驴 You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!
怪物像洋葱!行了吧 Ogres are like onions! End of the story.
再见 回头见 Bye-bye. See ya later.
冰淇淋也许是这个世界上最美味的东西 Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
我想我宁愿听你哼歌 You know, I think I preferred your humming.
你有纸巾吗? Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess.
提起冰淇淋让我流口水了 Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today
And everything that you receive up yonder
Is what you give to me the day I wander
I'm on my way
史莱克!是你干的吗? Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that?
你放屁之前得通知一声 You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open.
相信我 小驴 如果是我 你早就薰死了 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.
是硫磺 It's brimstone.
- 我们一定快到了 - 对 硫磺... - We must be getting close. - Yeah, right, brimstone.
别告诉我硫磺 我知道我闻到了什么 不可能是硫磺 Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It's wasn't no brimstone.
也没有什么石头 It didn't come off no stone neither.
确实 这地方够大的 看看这周围 Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.
史莱克?记得你说过怪物有好多层吗? Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said ogres have layers?
没错 Oh, aye.
我有点儿事要坦白 Well, I have a bit of a confession to make.
驴没有好多层 我们的恐惧都表现在袖子上 Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.
- 等等!驴没有袖子 - 你明白我的意思 - Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. - You know what I mean.
你不要对我说你有恐高症 You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.
走在沸腾岩浆上面的桥上 我有点不舒服 I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickely bridge over a boiling lake of lava!
别怕 小驴 我就在你旁边 Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay?
鼓励你 For emotional support,
我们一起走 一次只迈一小步 we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby stap at a time.
- 真的? - 真的 真的 - Really? - Really, really.
- 这样我感觉好多了 - 继续走 - Okay, that makes me feel so much better. - Just keep moving.
- 别往下看... - 继续走 别往下看 - And don't look down. Okay, don't look down. Don't look down.
别往下看 向前走 别往下看 Don't look down. \Keep on moving. Don't look down.
史莱克!我在往下看! Shrek! I'm lookin' down!
我过不去了!请放了我吧! Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please!
- 你已经走了一半了! - 我知道那部分安全! - But you're already halfway. - But I know that half is safe!
好 我没有时间 你回去吧 Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.
史莱克!等等! Shrek, no! Wait!
- 我们跳个舞吧 - 别这样! - Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that!
对不起 不要怎样? Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?
- 这样? - 对 那样 - Oh, this? - Yes, that!
对?就这样 好 Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.
不 史莱克 No Shrek!
- 不!停下! - 你说就这样!我在这样做啊 - No! Stop it! - You said do it! I'm doin' it.
史莱克 我要死了 我要死了 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die.
这就行了 小驴 这就行了 That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
酷 Cool.
那个喷火的家伙在哪? So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?
在里面 等我们来救她 Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
我说的是那条龙 史莱克 I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.
你怕吗? You afraid?
不怕 嘘... No, but... Shh.
嗯 我也不怕 Oh, good. Me neither.
害怕并不是过错 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid.
害怕是对陌生环境的敏感反应 Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation.
陌生的危险环境 我应该说 Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add.
有一条吃人的会喷火的龙 With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire,
害怕并不意味着你是胆小鬼 it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared.
我知道史莱克不是胆小鬼 I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that.
驴 答应我两件事 好吗? Donkey, two things, okay?
闭...嘴 Shut... up.
去那边看看能不能找到楼梯 Now go over there and see\if you can find any stairs.
楼梯?我想我们在找公主 Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess.
公主在最高的塔内最高的房间里 The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
- 你怎么知道她在那里? - 我从书上看到的 - What makes you think she'll be there? - I read it in a book once.
酷 你对付龙 我来找楼梯 Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs.
等我找到楼梯 我也要抽它们的屁股 I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too.
楼梯不知道通向哪里 Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'.
我要走难走的路 I'm gonna take drastic steps.
别打扰我 我是爬楼梯老手 Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.
我已经占领楼梯了 踏上一步就没有问题了 I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.
至少我们知道公主在哪里 但... Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the...
龙! Dragon!
小驴 当心! Donkey, look out!
抓住你了! Got ya!
你的牙齿真大 Oh, what large teeth you have.
我是说 闪亮的牙齿 我知道你经常听到食物这么对你说 I mean, white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all the time from your food,
但你一定漂白了 因为笑起来很耀眼 but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there.
我闻到了 有薄荷的清香 Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
你知道吗? 你是条龙姑娘! And you know what else? You're... you're a girl dragon!
当然!我是说 当然你是龙姑娘 Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon.
你身上散发着女性的美 You're just reeking off feminine beauty.
你怎么了?眼里掉进东西了? What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye?
我真的愿意留下 但... Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh...
我有哮喘病 如果你吐烟圈我会受不了的 I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings.
史莱克! Shrek!
不 史莱克!史莱克! No! Shrek! Shrek!
- 醒醒! - 什么? - WAke up! - What?
你是菲奥纳公主吗? Are you Princess Fiona?
我是 我在等待一个勇敢的骑士来救我 I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.
很好 我们走吧! Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!
等等 骑士先生 But wait, Sir Knight.
这是我们第一次见面 This be our first meeting.
这不是一个非常浪漫的时刻吗? Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?
- 是 对不起 小姐 没时间了 - 等等 你在干什么? - Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time. - Hey, wait. What are you doing?
你应该抱起我... You should sweep me off my feet...
跳出窗外落在你的战马上 out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.
你计划这些很长时间了 是吗? You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?
但我们应该享受这个时刻! But we have to savour this moment!
你该给我朗诵一段美丽的史诗 You could recite an epic poem for me.
小诗?歌谣! A ballad? A sonnet!
- 五行诗?或是别的! - 我不这样想 - A limerick? Or something! - I don't think so.
至少我该知道勇士的名字吧? Can I at least know the name of my champion?
我叫史莱克 Um, Shrek.
史莱克先生 Sir Shrek.
我祈求你把这个手帕当作我感激的象征 I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.
谢谢 Thanks!
你没把龙杀死? You didn't slay the dragon?
这在我的计划内 快走! It's on my to-do list. Now come on!
不该这样的! But this isn't right!
你应该像其他骑士一样 勇往直前 You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying.
所有的骑士都应该这样 That's what all the other knights did.
是的 在他们被烧成灰烬之前 Yeah, right before they burst into flame.
这不是问题所在 That's not the point. Oh!
你去哪里?出口在那边 Wait. Where are you going? The exit's over there.
我要救我的驴 Well, I have to save my ass.
你是什么样的骑士? What kind of knight are you?
独一无二的骑士 One of a kind.
慢点儿 慢点儿 宝贝儿 Slow down. Slow down, baby, please.
时间久了才能全面了解一个人 I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time.
就叫我老古板吧 Just call me old-fashioned.
我不想仓促的进一步发展关系 I don't want to rush into a physical relationship.
我感情上还没准备好这... I'm not that emotionally ready for commitment of, uh, this..
我在寻找... Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for.
这不需要身体接触 Magnitude... Hey, that is unwanted physical contact.
你在干什么? Hey, what are you doing?
让我们回头一步一步发展 Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time.
我们应该先做个朋友或者笔友 We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals.
我经常旅行 我喜欢收到明信片... I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards...
我真的想留下 但... I'd really love to stay, but...
别动!这是我私人的尾巴 Don't do that. That's my tail! That's my personal tail.
你要把它去掉?我还没同意 You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission What are you gonna do with that?
现在!不行 不! Hey, now. No way. No! No!
不!不!不! No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh!
- 嗨 公主! - 它会说话! - Hi, Princess! - It talks!
对 让他闭嘴得有诀窍 Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
好 你们俩先走! Okay, you two, head for the exit!
我来对付这条龙 I'll take care of the dragon.
快跑 Run!
你成功了!你救了我! You did it!
真令人惊叹 你... You rescued me! You're amizing. You're...
你太伟大了 你是... You're wonderful. You're...
我承认你有点儿怪 a little unorthodox I'll admit.
但你的行为伟大 心地纯洁 But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure.
我会永远感激你 I am eternally in your debt.
没有高贵的马 哪有勇敢的骑士? And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?
我希望你听到了 她说我是高贵的马! I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.
我们胜利了 The battle is won.
你可以摘掉头盔了 骑士先生 You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.
- 不? - 为什么不? - Uh, no. - Why not?
我...我的头发很乱 I have helmet hair.
求求你 我想看看我的救命恩人 Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.
不 不 你不想... No, no, you wouldn't...
你会吻我吗? But how will you kiss me?
什么?这不在工作范围内 What? That wasn't in the job description.
也许这是个奖赏 Maybe it's a perk.
不 是命运 你一定知道是怎么回事 No. It's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes.
一个被关在塔里 由龙看守的公主 A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon...
被一个勇敢的骑士搭救了 is rescue by a brave knight,
然后他们分享了真爱的初吻 and then they share true love's first kiss.
和史莱克? 你想...等等 Hmm? With Shrek? You think... Wait.
你以为他是你的真爱? Wait. You think Shrek is your true love?
是啊! Well, yes.
你以为史莱克是你的真爱? You think that Shrek is your true love!
这有什么好笑的? What is so funny?
我不是你喜欢的类型 Let's just say, I'm not your type, okay?
你是的 你救了我 Of course you are. You're my rescuer.
现在 摘掉你的头盔 Now... Now remove your helmet.
我想这样不太好 Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.
- 把头盔摘掉吧 - 不 - Just take off the helmet. - I'm not going to.
- 摘掉! - 不! - Take it off! - No!
- 立刻! - 好! - Now! - Okay!
听你的命令 公主殿下 Easy. As you command, Your Highness.
你...你是个怪物 You... You're a... an ogre.
你以为我是个白马王子? Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.
嗯 对 是这样的 Well, yes, actually.
不 都搞错了 Oh no. This is all wrong.
你不应该是个怪物的 You're not supposed to be an ogre.
公主 我是被弗瓜王派来救你的 Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay?
是他想跟你结婚 He's the one who wants to marry you.
那他为什么不亲自来救我? Then why didn't he come to rescue me?
问的好 你应该去那里问他 Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.
我必须被我的真爱搭救 But I have to be rescued by my true love,
而不该是被怪物和他的宠物搭救 not by some ogre and his... his pet.
再也不是高贵的马了 Well so much for noble steed.
你使我的任务更麻烦了 Look princess. You're not making my job any easier.
对不起 你的任务与我无关 Well I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem.
你去告诉弗瓜王 如果他真的想救我... You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly,
我就在这里等他 I'll be waiting for him right here.
嘿 我不负责传信 我只管送你 Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.
你不敢 You wouldn't dare.
- 把我放下! - 你来吗 小驴? - Ya comin', Donkey? - Put me down!
我在后面跟着你 Yeah, I'm right behind ya.
放下我 不然你后果自负! Put me down or you will suffer the consequences!
你太不尊敬我了!放下我! This is not dignified! Put me down!
我又有个问题 Okay, so here's another question.
有个女人喜欢你 但你不喜欢她 Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way.
怎么才能摆脱她而不让她感情受伤害呢? How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt,
而你也不会被她所伤害? but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?
应该告诉她 她不是你的真爱 You just tell her she's not your true love.
当发现你的真爱时 每个人都知道... Everyone knows it what happens when you find your...
真想一下子赶到杜洛克 The sooner we get to DuLoc the better.
你会喜欢那里的 公主 那里很美丽! Oh, yeah. You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful!
我的未婚夫弗瓜王怎么样? 他长什么样? And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?
这么说吧 公主 Well, let me put it this way, Princess.
像弗瓜王那样身材的人世间少有 Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.
不 史莱克 想起他的人都很少 I don't know. There are those who think little of him.
停下 你俩都停下 Stop it. Stop it, both of you.
你们只是在嫉妒 你们没法跟伟大的弗瓜王相比 You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like lord Farquaad.
是 也许你说得对 公主 Yeah. Well maybe you're right, Princess.
明天你见到他时 最好亲自量量他 But I'd let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow.
明天?要等那么久? Tomorrow? It's take that long?
- 我们停下露营吧? - 不 那样浪费时间 - Shouldn't we stop to make camp? - No, that'll take longer.
- 我们接着走吧 - 但是森林里可能有强盗 - We can keep going. - But there are robbers in the woods.
停下!露营这个主意不错! Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping's starting to sound good.
嘿 我比这个森林里任何东西都可怕 Hey. Come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.
我现在要找个地方露营! I need to find somewhere to camp now!
- 嘿!过来! - 史莱克 我们可以找个更好的地方 - Hey! over here. - Shrek, we can do better than that.
我认为对公主来说并不适合 Now, I don't think this is fit for a princess.
不 这很不错 只不过需要一点家的气氛 No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.
家的气氛?像什么? Homey touches? Like what?
一扇门?好吧 绅士们 晚安 A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.
我临睡前给你讲个故事好吗?我会讲... Do you want me to come in and read you a bedtime story? 'cause I will.
我说了 晚安! I said good night!
史莱克 你要做什么? Shrek, what are you doing?
我只是...你知道...没事的 I just... You know... Oh, come on.
我只是开玩笑 I was just kidding.
呃 那个 那是斯洛白克 And, uh, that one, that's Throwback,
是唯一一个能吐过三块麦田的怪物 the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields.
对 恩 Right. Yeah.
哎 你能通过星象预言我的未来吗? Hey, can you tell my future form these stars?
星象不能告诉我们未来 小驴 它会讲故事 Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories.
看 那是布拉纳特臭气 Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent.
- 你可以猜出为什么它很出名 - 我知道你在瞎编 - You can guess what he is famous for. - All right. Now I know you're making this up.
不 看 它在那里 No. Look. There he is,
猎人们都被它熏跑了 and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.
它们只是一群小星星 Man, there ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots.
有时候事情不像表面看起来那么简单 You know donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.
算了吧 Forget it.
嘿 史莱克 我们回到沼泽地之后做什么? Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp back, anyway?
我们的沼泽? Our swamp?
你知道 我们救了公主 You know. When we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff.
我们?小驴 不是"我们" 没有"我们" We? Donkey, there is no "we". There's no "our".
那是"我"和"我的沼泽地" There's just me and my swamp.
我要做的第一件事就是 在我的领地上建一个十英尺高的围墙 And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land.
你伤害了我 史莱克 You cut me deep, Shrek.
你刚才深深的伤害了我 You cut me real deep just now.
你知道我在想什么吗? You know what I think?
我想围墙只是为了阻挡某些人 I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.
- 不 你这么想? - 你想藏点东西? - No, do ya think? - Are you hidin' something?
别介意 小驴 Never mind, Donkey.
哦 这是另一个洋葱的问题 不是吗? Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?
不 这是一个不该谈论的事情 No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it-alone things.
- 为什么你不想谈这个? - 为什么你想? - Why don't you want to talk about it? - Why do you want to talk about it?
- 为什么你要封闭自己? - 我没有 - Oh, Why you block? - I'm not blocking.
- 哦 你是的 - 小驴 我警告你 - Oh yes you are. - Donkey, I'm warning you.
- 你想阻挡谁? - 所有人!行了吧? - Who are you trying to keep out? Just tell me that Shrek. Who? - Everyone! Okay?
哦 我们现在有所进展了 Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.
哦 你饶了我吧 Oh, for 'the love of Pete!
你有什么问题? 你对整个世界有什么不满吗? Hey, what's your problem Shrek? What do you got against the whole world anyway?
不是我有什么不满 好吗? Look. I'm not the one with the problem, okay?
是世界对我不满 It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.
人们看见我就逃:啊 救命 快跑! People take one look at me and go, "Aah! Help! Run!
一个又丑又蠢的怪物 A big, stupid, ugly ogre!"
他们不了解我就下了结论 They judge me, before they even know me.
所以我最好单独生活 That's why I'm better off alone.
你知道吗? You know what?
我遇到你时 我不认为你是一个"又蠢又丑的怪物" When we met, I didn't think you're was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
呃 天上有驴吗? So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?
恩 有 是头多嘴的... Well, there's, um, Gabby,
烦人的小驴 the Small and Annoying.
哦 我看到了 那个又大又亮的 是那边那个吗? Okay, okay. I see it, now. The big shiny one, right there. That's one there?
- 那是月亮 - 哦 - That's the moon. - Oh, okay.
再让我看看 Again. Show me again.
镜子 镜子 再让我看看公主 Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.
啊 太好了 Ah. Perfect.
嗯 你知道 我喜欢这样 Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that.
- 对 宝贝 我说过我喜欢这样 - 小驴 醒醒 - Oh come on, baby. I said I like it. - Donkey, wake up.
- 呃 什么? - 起床了 - Huh? What? - Wake up.
- 什么? - 早上好 - What? - Good morning.
你喜欢吃什么样的蛋? How do you like your eggs?
- 早上好 公主! - 这是怎么回事? - Good morning, Princess! - What's all this about?
我们昨天相处的不怎么样 You know, we kind of got of to a bad start yesterday.
今天我想补偿一下 I wanted to make it up to you.
毕竟 是你救了我 I mean, after all, you did rescue me.
呃 谢谢 Uh, thanks.
好吧 快吃 还有很重要的事情呢 Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.
史莱克! Shrek!
什么?这是赞美 What? It's a compliment.
我总认为 出去比进去好 Better out than in, I always say.
在公主面前不要这样 Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess.
- 谢谢 - 她和你一样粗鲁 - Thanks - She's as nasty as you are.
你知道 你并不清楚我想要什么 You know, you're not exactly what I expected.
在了解一个人之前最好不要轻易下结论 Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.
公主! Princess!
你要干什么? What are you doing?
别怕 亲爱的 我是你的救星 Be still, mon cherie, for I am your saviour!
是我从这个绿...怪物手中救了你 And I am rescuing you from this green...beast
那是我的公主!去找你自己的! That's my princess! Go find your own!
怪物 你没看见我在忙吗? Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
伙计 你以为你自己是谁! Look, pal. I don't know who you think you are!
哦 当然!太冒昧了 Oh, of course! How rude that was.
请让我做个自我介绍 Please, let me introduce myself.
哦 伙计们! Oh, Merry Men!
我劫富济贫 I steal from the rich and give to the needy
-他只拿了一小部分 -我并不贪婪 - He takes a wee percentage - But I'm not greedy
我救了美丽的公主 我是一个好人 I rescue pretty damsels Man, I'm good
先生们 跳起来吧 What a guy, Monsieur Hood
我喜欢一场公平的决斗和一个可爱的女孩 I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
他想说的是他喜欢...自己应得的 What he's basically saying is he likes to get... Paid
当一个怪物抓住了一位公主 So...When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush
-真糟糕 -真糟糕 - That's bad - That's bad
当我想到美女与野兽一起 就使我恼怒 When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad
他发怒了 他真的发怒了 He's mad He's really, really mad
我要将我的剑插入你的心脏 I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart
看着我 因为我要开始了 Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start
这些家伙真烦人! Man, that was annoying!
哦 你这个小... Oh, you little...
呃 我们可以走了吗? Um, shall we?
等一下 Hold the phone.
哦 先等等 Oh! Whoa!, whoa, whoa. Hold on now.
- 你从哪里学来的? - 什么? - Where did that come from? - What?
那个!就是刚才那个 真令人惊奇! That! Back there. That was amazing!
你从哪里学来的? Where did you learn that?
一个人自己住的时候 Well- When one lives alone,
就应该学一些东西来以防万一... uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a...
- 你屁股上有根箭! - 什么? - There is an arrow in your butt! - What?
- 哦 真的吗? - 噢 不 这都是我不好 - What? Oh, would you look at that? - Oh, no. This is all my fault.
- 对不起 - 为什么?怎么了? - I'm so sorry. -Why? What's wrong?
- 史莱克受伤了 - 史莱克受伤了 他受伤了?哦 不 他要死了 - Shrek's hurt. - Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.
- 小驴 我没事 - 你不能死 我还很小 你不能死 - Donkey, I'm okay. You can't do this to me Shrek. I'm too young for you to die.
把你的脚抬起来 转过你的头咳嗽 Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough.
- 有人会海姆利克疗法吗? - 镇静点 小驴 - Does anyone know how the Heimlich? - Donkey! Calm down.
如果你想救史莱克 快去森林里找一朵蓝色的花 花上有红色的刺 If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.
蓝色的花 红色的刺 好的 我就去 蓝色的花 红色的刺 Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns.
不要死 史莱克 如果你看到一条长隧道 远离光线 Don't die Shrek. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
- 小驴! - 好的 蓝色的花 红色的刺 - Donkey! - Oh, yeah. Right. Blue Flower, red thorns.
- 蓝色的花 红色的刺 - 那花儿有什么用? -Blue flower, red thorns. - What are the flowers for?
- 是为了让驴走开 - 哦 - For getting rid of the Donkey. - Ah.
现在你先别动 我要把刺一下拔出来 Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.
喔!轻点 Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'.
- 抱歉 但一定要拔出来 - 不 轻点儿 - I'm sorry, but it has to come out. - No, it's tender.
现在 坚持住 Now, hold on.
- 没什么用 - 别动 What you're doing here is the opposite of help. - Don't move.
- 停下 - 你能... - Look, time out. - Would you...
好的 你希望我怎么做? Okay. What do you propose we do?
蓝色的花 红色的刺 蓝色的花 红色的刺 Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
如果我不是色盲的话就容易多了 This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind!
蓝色的花 红色的刺 Blue flower, red thorns
坚持住 史莱克!我来了! Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'!
太痛了 Ow! Not good.
好的 好的 马上就好 Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head.
就要... It's just about...
没什么 我们正准备... Nothing happened. We were just
如果你不希望有人打搅 只要说一声就可以了 Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do is ask.
哦 别傻了 这不是我想要的事情 Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind.
公主正要... The princess here was just...
嘿!那是什么? Hey, what's that?
那是...血吗? That's... Is that blood?
我的怪物爱人和我 My beloved monster and me
我们一起去任何地方 We go everywhere together
一起穿一件有四条袖子的雨衣 Wearin' a raincoat that has four sleeves
不管什么天气都一起渡过 Gets us through all kinds of weather
她永远是我的唯一 She will always be the only thing
是在我和糟糕的事情之间 That comes between me and the awful sting
这是我生命的意义 这是一个严肃的话题 That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean
就是这里 公主 There it is, Princess.
你的未来在等你 Your future awaits you.
- 那是杜洛克吗? - 是的 我知道 - That's Duloc? - Yeah, I know.
你知道 史莱克认为弗瓜王在弥补什么 You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something,
我想说的是他有一个... which I think means, he has a really...
呃 我 呃... Um, I, uh...
- 我们还是上路吧 - 好的 - I guess we better move on. - Sure.
但是 史莱克? But Shrek?
我... 我很担心小驴 I'm... I'm worried about Donkey.
- 什么? - 我说 你看他 - What? - I mean, look at him.
- 他看起来不太好 - 你在说什么?我很好 - He doesn't look so good. - What are you talking about? I'm fine.
他们总是这么说 然后他们就倒下了 Well, that's what they always say, and the next thing you know, you're on your back.
- 死去 - 你知道 她说的对 - Dead. - You know, she's right.
你看起来气色不好 你想坐下休息一会吗? You look awful. Do you want to sit down?
- 给你弄杯茶 - 我原来不想说 - You know, I'll make you up some tea. - Well, I didn't want to say nothing
我的脖子很疼 而且我要是像这样转头 瞧 but I've got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look.
哦!看见了? Ow! See?
- 谁饿了吗?我要去找点吃的 - 我去捡柴火 - Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. - I'll get the firewood.
你去哪?伙计 我的脚趾没有知觉了! Hey, where are you goin'? Oh man, I can't feel my toes!
我没有知觉了! I don't have any toes!
我需要一个拥抱 I think I need a hug.
嗯 很好吃 真的很好吃 Mmm. This is good. This is really good.
- 这是什么? - 田鼠 - What is this? - Uh, weedrat.
是烤的 Rotisserie style.
别开玩笑了 No kidding.
真的 很美味 Well, this is delicious.
炖着吃也很香 Well, they're also great in stews.
我不是说大话 我弄的炖田鼠很棒 Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean wheedrat stew.
我想明天的晚餐应该会有点不同吧 I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.
以后你可以来沼泽看我 Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime.
我会给你做很多好吃的 I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you.
沼泽蛤蟆汤 鱼眼油饼...你随便点 Swamp toast soup, fish eye tartare... you name it.
我想我会喜欢的 I'd like that.
去看埃及的金字塔
呃 公主? Um, Princess?
- 在岛上看日出 - 史莱克 - - Yes, Shrek?
- 我 我想问... - 记住每一个瞬间 - I was wondering
你... Are, you...
你属于我 You belong to me
你还吃吗? Are you gonna eat that?
-伙计 很浪漫 不是吗?去看日落吧 -日落? -Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset. - Sunset?
哦 不!我的意思是 太晚了 Oh, no! I mean, it's late.
- 我...太晚了 - 什么? - I... It's very late. - What?
等一下 我明白是怎么回事了 Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on here.
- 你害怕黑夜 是吗? - 是的! - You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? - Yes!
是的 是这样 我害怕 我最好进去 Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know I'd better go inside.
别怕 公主 我以前也怕黑 直到... But don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until...
不 等等 我还是怕黑 Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.
晚安 Good night.
现在我明白发生了什么 I really see what's going on
你明白什么? Oh, what are you talkin' about?
我什么也没有听见 但是我有动物的直觉 I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts.
我知道 你们互相都有好感 我能感觉的到 I know that you two are diggin' on each other. I could feel it.
你乱讲 我只是把她送到弗瓜王那儿 Oh, you're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.
拜托 史莱克 抓住机会 Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones.
去跟她表白吧 Just go in and tell her how you feel
没什么好说的 还有 即使我去跟她... There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that,
你知道... well you know...
我不会去的 因为... and I'm not sayin' that I do 'cause I don't...
她是一位公主 而我是... she's a princess and I'm...
一个怪物? An ogre?
是的 一个怪物 Yeah. An ogre.
- 嘿 你去哪里? - 去找些...柴火 - Hey, where are you goin'? - To get... more firewood.
公主 Princess?
菲奥娜公主 Princess Fiona?
公主 你在哪里? Princess, where are you?
公主? Princess?
这里有点怪异 我可不是在玩游戏 It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
-哦 不! -不 救命! - Oh, no! - No, help!
- 嘘!不 没什么事了 没事了 - 史莱克 史莱克 史莱克 - Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - No, it's okay. It's okay.
- 公主在哪里? - 小驴 我就是公主 - What did you do with the princess? -Donkey, shhh, I'm the princess.
这是我的身体 It's me, in this body.
哦 我的上帝!你吃了公主 Oh, my God! You ate the princess!
- 你能听到我吗? - 小驴 - Can you hear me? - Donkey!
- 听着 坚持住!我会把你弄出来的 - 不! - Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there! - No!
- 史莱克 史莱克 史莱克 - 嘘 - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shh.
- 史莱克 - 是我 - Shrek! - This is me.
公主? Princess?
发生什么事了?你怎么... What happened to you? You're, uh, uh,
变样了 uh, different.
- 我变丑了 是吗? - 哦 是的 - I'm ugly, okay? - Well, yeah!
是因为你吃的东西吗? 我告诉过史莱克吃老鼠不好 Was it something that you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea.
- 我说是因为你吃的东西... - 不 - You are what you eat, I said. Now... -No.
我...我从记事起就这个样了 I... I've been this way as long as I can remember.
什么意思?我从未见过你这个样子 What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before.
只有日落后才会变成这样 It only happens when the sun goes down.
白天一个样 晚上一个样 "By night one way, by day another.
形成了规律 "This shall be the norm...
只有得到真爱的初吻 "until you find true love's first kiss...
然后变成他的模样 and then, take love's true form. "
啊 真美 我还不知道你会写诗 Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.
这是个诅咒 It's a spell.
我小的时候 When I was a little girl,
一个巫婆诅咒了我 a witch cast a spell on me.
每天晚上我就会变成这个样 Every night I become this.
一个可怕而又丑陋的怪物 This horrible, ugly beast!
我被困在城堡中 等待真爱来救我 I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me.
这就是为什么我必须在 明天日落前跟弗瓜王结婚 That's why I have to marry lord Farquaad tomorrow...
在他见到我这样子以前 before the sun sets and he sees me...
像这样 like this.
好的 冷静点 看 这不是很坏 All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad.
你不是很丑 我不会撒谎 你是丑 You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly.
但你只是夜晚丑 史莱克却时刻如此 But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7.
但是 小驴 我是一位公主 But Donkey, I'm a princess,
这不是一位公主该有的长相 and this is not how a princess is meant to look.
公主 你不跟弗瓜王结婚怎么样? Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad?
我必须这样 I have to.
只有真爱的人的吻才能解除诅咒 Only my true love's kiss can brake the spell.
但是 你是一个善良的怪物 But you know, you're kind of an ogre,
而且 史莱克 你们有很多共同点 and Shrek... well, you've got a lot in common.
史莱克? Shrek?
公主 我...你好吗? Princess, I... Uh, how's it going, first of all?
好?我很好 Good? Um, good for me too.
我也很好 I'm okay.
我看到这些花想到你 因为花很漂亮... I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and...
我不怎么喜欢 但是我想你会喜欢 因为你很漂亮 well, I don't really like it, but I thought you may like it, 'cause you're pretty.
反正我很喜欢你 我... But I like you anyway. I'd...
对我来说很难 好的 走吧 I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go.
我不能随便嫁人的 I can't just marry whoever I want.
看着我 小驴 Take a good look at me, Donkey.
我说的是真的 I mean, really,
谁会爱上一个丑陋的怪物? who could ever love a beast so hideous and hugly?
公主和丑八怪不能在一起 "Princess" and "ugly" don't go together.
这就是我不能跟史莱克在一起的原因 That's why I can't stay here with Shrek.
我唯一的机会就是嫁给真爱的人 My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love.
你明白吗 小驴? Don't you see, Donkey?
我必须这么做 That's just how it has to be.
这是解除诅咒的唯一办法 It's the only way to break the spell.
- 你至少应该告诉史莱克真相 - 不! - You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. - No!
你一个字也不能说 没有人知道这个秘密 You can't breathe the word. No one must ever know.
如果要保密为什么要告诉我? What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?
答应我保密 发誓 Promise you won't tell. Promise!
好的 好的 我不会告诉他 但你可以告诉他 All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should.
在这些结束之前 我需要接受治疗 I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
瞧 我的眼睛在抽搐 Look at my eye twitchin'.
告诉他 不告诉他 I tell him, I tell him not.
告诉他 I tell him.
史莱克! Shrek!
史莱克 有些事 我想... Shrek, there's something I want...
史莱克 Shrek.
- 你还好吗? - 我很好! - Are you all right? - Perfect!
好的不得了 Never been better.
我...我不...我有些事情要告诉你 I... I don't... There's something I have to tell you.
你不必告诉我任何事情 公主 You don't have to tell me anything, Princess.
- 我昨晚听够了 - 什么 你听见我说的话了? - I heard enough last night. - You heard what I said?
每一句 Every word.
我想你能理解 I thought you'd understand?
我理解 Oh, I understand!
就像你说的 谁会爱上一个丑陋的怪物? Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?"
但我以为这对你来说无所谓 But I thought that wouldn't matter to you.
是吗?无所谓 Yeah, well, it does.
啊 真准时 Ah, right on time.
公主 我给你带来个小东西 Princess, I brought you a little something.
我错过了什么吗?我错过了什么吗? What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
是谁说的?不可能是驴 Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.
菲奥娜公主 Princess Fiona.
完成你的承诺 As promised. Now hand it over.
好的 怪物 你的沼泽地的契约 Very well, ogre. The deed to your swamp, cleared out as agreed.
在我改变主意之前拿走吧 Take it and go before I change my mind.
原谅我 公主 让你吃惊了 Forgive me, Princess, for startling you,
但是你也让我吃惊了 but you startled me,
我从没有见过这样的美人 For I've never seen such a radiant beauty before.
我是弗瓜王 I am lord Farquaad.
弗瓜王?哦 不 不 Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.
请原谅我 我正要... Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying...
告别 a short... farewell.
真善良 你不必对那个怪物那么客气 That is so sweet. You don't have to raise good manners on the ogre.
它没有感情 It's not like it has feelings.
你是对的 它没有 No. You're right. It doesn't.
菲奥娜公主 美丽 完美无暇的公主 Princess Fiona, beautiful fair flawless Fiona.
我向你求婚 I ask your hand in marriage.
你愿意成为完美新郎的完美新娘吗? Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?
弗瓜王 我愿意 没有什么... Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make...
太好了 我决定 我们明天就举行婚礼! Excellent! I'll start the plans for tomorrow we wed!
不 我是说... No! I mean, uh,
为什么要等明天? Why wait?
让我们在今天日落以前就结婚 Let's get married today before the sun sets.
哦 着急了 是吧?你说的对 Oh, anxious, are we? You're right.
越快越好 有很多事情要做 The sooner, the better. There's so much to do!
宴会 蛋糕 乐队 客人名单 There is the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list.
队长 快去请客人! Captain, round up some guests.
再见了 怪物 Fare-thee-well, ogre.
史莱克 你在干什么?你就这样让她走了? Shrek, what are you doing? You let her get away.
- 是吗?那又怎么样? - 史莱克 有些事你应该知道 - Yeah? So what? - Shrek, there's something about her you don't know.
我昨晚跟她谈话 她是... Look, I talked to her last night. She's
我知道你跟她昨晚谈话 你们是好朋友 不是吗? Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya?
你俩那么好 你为什么不跟着她走? Now, if you two are such good friends, why didn't you follow her home?
史莱克 我想跟着你 Shrek, I wanna go with you.
我没告诉过你吗?你不能跟我回家 I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me.
我单独生活!我的沼泽!我!没有别人! I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else!
明白吗?没有别人! Understand? Nobody!
特别是无用的 可怜的 烦人的会说话的驴 Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!
- 但是 我想... - 你知道什么? - But. I thought... -Yeah. You know what?
你的想法错了 You thought wrong!
史莱克 Shrek.
小驴? Donkey?
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我想 对每一个人 你要学会认识墙 I would think, of all the people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.
对 Well, yeah.
但是墙应该围绕着我的沼泽 而不是穿过 But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it.
是这样的 这是你的一半 那是我的一半 It is around your half. See, that's your half, and this is my half.
哦 你的一半 Oh, your half? Hmm.
对 我的一半 我帮你救了公主 Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess.
我做了一半的工作 我应该得到一半的奖品 I did half the work, I get half the booty.
现在把那个大石头给我 就是像你脑袋的那个 Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.
- 退后! - 不 你退后 - Back off! - No, you back off.
- 这是我的沼泽 - 我的 - This is my swamp! - Our swamp.
- 放开 小驴! - 不 你放开 - Let go, Donkey! - You let go.
- 顽固的驴! - 臭怪物! - Stubborn jackass! - Smelly ogre.
好吧! Fine!
- 回来 我还没有说完 - 但是我已经跟你说完了 - Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet. - Well, I'm through with you.
跟你在一起 你总是"我 我 我" Uh...uh. Well, you know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!"
猜猜看!该我了! Well, guess what! Now it's my turn!
闭嘴 听我说! So you just shut up and pay attention!
你对我总是很刻薄 You are mean to me.
你侮辱我而且你不感激我做的每件事 You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do!
你总是把我呼来喝去 You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.
是吗 如果我对你这么不好 为什么你还要回来? Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
因为我们是朋友 朋友会原谅彼此的 Because that's what friend do! They forgive each other!
哦 你说的对 小驴 Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey.
我原谅你背叛了我 I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back!
你把自己裹在层里 洋葱仔 你害怕你自己的感觉 Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.
- 走开! - 你又那么做了 - Go away! - There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona.
就像对公主一样 她喜欢你 甚至爱上你 And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.
爱上我?她说我是一个丑陋可怕的怪物 Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature.
我听见你们俩的谈话了 I heard the two of youtalking.
她不是说你 She wasn't talking about you.
她是在说...别人 She was talking about, uh, somebody else.
她不是说我? She wasn't talking about me?
那她说的是谁? Well, then who was she talking about?
我什么都不说 反正你也没有兴趣听 Uh...uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me.
- 是吗?是吗? - 小驴! - Right? Right? - Donkey!
不! No!
好 我道歉 好吗? Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我是一个愚蠢而又丑陋的怪物 I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.
你能原谅我吗? Can you forgive me?
朋友就是这样的嘛 对吗? Hey, that's the friends are for, right?
正确 朋友? Right. Friends?
朋友 Friends.
那么... So, um,
公主是怎么说我的 what did Fiona say about me?
为什么问我?你应该去问她 What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her?
婚礼!我们来不及了 The wedding! We'll never make it in time.
别急 有志者事竟成 Never fear, for where there's a will, there's a way.
我有办法 And I have a way.
小驴 Donkey?
我想这是我个人的魅力 I guess this is just my animal magnetism.
你 过来 Aw, come here, you.
别这样 没人喜欢拍驴屁的 All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass.
好 上来 抓紧 All right, hop on and hold on tight.
我还没来得及装安全带呢 I hadn't have a chance to install seat belts yet.
杜洛克的公民们 People of DuLoc,
我们今天到这来 we gather here today...
来见证... to bear witness...
结合... to the union...
- 为我们的新国王 - 打扰一下 - of our new king - Excuse me.
我们能不能直接跳到"我愿意"? Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"?
继续 Go on.
走找点乐子 需要你时我会吹口哨的 Go ahead, have some fun. If we need you, I'll whisle. How about that?
史莱克 等等 等等! Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute!
- 你要那么做 是吗? - 你在说什么? - You want to do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about?
你必须等一句台词 There's a line, There's a line you gotta wait for.
等待牧师说 现在说否则永远保持沉默 The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace. "
- 这时你说 我反对 - 我没有时间听这些 - That's when you say, "I object!" - I don't have time for this!
等等 你听我说 Wait, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me!
- 你爱那个女人吗? - 是的 - Look, you love this woman, don't you? - Yes.
- 你想牵她的手 对吗? - 是的 - You wanna hold her? - Yes.
- 让她高兴? - 是的 - Please her? - Yes!
那你就要去...去...试着温柔点 Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness
- 女人都喜欢这种浪漫的废话! - 是的 完全正确 - The chicks love that romantic crap! - All right! Cut it out.
- 那家伙什么时候说这个? - 我们得查一下 - When does this guy say the line? - We gotta check it out.
以我的权力 And so, by the power vested in me,
- 你看见什么了? - 全城的人都在 - What do you see? - The whole town's in there.
- 我宣布你们为夫妻 - 他们在祭坛上 - I know pronounce you husband and wife, - They're at the altar.
- 国王和王后 - 他已经说了 - king and queen. - Mother Fletcher! He already said it.
看在圣彼得的面上 for the love of Pete!
我反对! I object!
史莱克? Shrek?
他想干什么? Oh, now what does he want?
各位 过得很愉快 是吗? Hi, everyone. Havin' a good time, are ya?
首先我很喜欢杜洛克 I love DuLoc, first of all.
- 很干净 - 你来这里干什么? - Very clean. - What are you doing here?
没有人欢迎你来 Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you.
- 你不请自来太无礼了 - 菲奥纳 - but showing up uninvited to a wedding- - Fiona!
- 我想跟你谈谈 - 你想说什么? - I need to talk to you. - Oh, now you wanna talk?
现在说有点晚了 但如果你能原谅我... Well, it's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me...
- 你不能嫁给他 - 为什么? - But you can't marry him. - And why not?
因为...因为他娶你只是为了能当上国王 Because... Because he's just marrying you so he can be king.
可恶!菲奥纳 别听他的 Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.
- 他不是你的真爱 - 你懂什么是真爱吗? - He's not your true love. - And what do you know about true love?
嗯 我 我... Well, I... Uh...
- 我是说... - 真有意思 I mean... - Oh, this is precious.
这个怪物爱上了公主! the ogre has fallen in love with the princess!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, good Lord.
一个怪物和一个公主 An ogre and a princess!
史莱克 这是真的吗? Shrek, is this true?
谁关心呢?真荒谬! Who cares? It's preposterous!
菲奥纳 我的爱人 吻完我们就能得到永远的幸福 Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away for our "happily ever after. "
吻我! Now kiss me! Mmmm!
白天一个样 晚上一个样 "By night one way, by day another. "
我想给你看我晚上的样子 I wanted to show you before.
我明白了 that explains a lot.
真恶心 Ugh! It's disgusting!
卫兵 卫兵 Guards! Guards!
我命令你们把他们赶走 I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them!
- 把他们俩都赶走 - 不 不 - Get them both! - No, no!
这不会改变任何事情 这婚姻仍然有效 我成为了国王 This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king!
- 瞧 瞧 - 不 放开我 史莱克! - See? See? - No, let go of me! Shrek!
不!别光站在那里 一群笨蛋 No! Don't just stand there, you morons.
滚开!菲奥纳! Get out of my way! Fiona!
我要让你后悔和我见面 我要让你受尽折磨 I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered!
- 到时候你会求我杀了你 - 不 史莱克! - You'll beg for death to save you! - No! Shrek!
- 至于你 我的妻子 - 菲奥纳! - And as for you, my wife. - Fiona!
我会把你锁到城堡里渡过你的余生 I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!
我是国王 I am king!
我有权力 我至高无上 我将有... I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have...
- 好 -大家都别动 - Aah! - All right. Nobody move.
我有一条龙 而且会毫不犹豫的使用 I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.
我是头发怒的驴 I'm a donkey on the edge!
名人的婚姻都没有长久的 对吗? Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?
去吧 史莱克 Go ahead Shrek.
呃 菲奥纳 Uh, Fiona?
是的 史莱克 Yes, Shrek?
我...我爱你 I... I love you.
真的吗? Really?
真的 真的 Really, really.
我也爱你 I love you too.
直到你找到真爱并得到他的吻 "Until you find true love's first kiss...
然后变成他的模样 and then take love's true form. "
变成他的模样 变成他的模样 "Take love's true form. Take love's true form. "
菲奥纳 Fiona?
菲奥纳 Fiona.
你还好吗? Are you all right?
是的 很好 Well, yes.
但我不明白 But I don't understand.
我想应该变美的 I'm supposed to be beautiful.
你很漂亮 But you are beautiful.
我希望是一个幸福的结局 I was hoping this would be a happy ending.
我想爱情是童话故事中唯一真实的东西 I thought love was only true in fairy tales
对别人有意义 但是对我没有 Meant for someone else but not for me
爱情不会光顾我 Love was out to get me
好像一直是这样 That's the way it seemed
失望袭击着我的梦想 Disappointment haunted all my dreams
但是当我看到她的脸 And then I saw her face
现在我是一个信徒 Now I'm a believer
不再怀疑是个踪迹 And not a trace Of doubt in my mind
我恋爱了 I'm in love
我是一个信徒 我离不开她 I'm a believer I couldn't leave her
如果我试了 If I tried
神会保佑我们每一个人 God bless us, every one.
-一起来吧 -当我看见她的脸 -Come on -Then I saw her face
现在我是一个信徒 Now I'm a believer
不是踪迹 Not a trace
从不怀疑 Of doubt in my mind
我恋爱了 I'm in love
我是个信徒 I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried
当我看见她的脸 Then I saw her face
我是一个信徒 Now I'm a believer
不是踪迹 Not a trace
从不怀疑 再来一次 Of doubt in my mind
我恋爱了 I'm in love I'm a believer
大家一起来 Come on!
我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信 I believe, I believe I believe, I believe
我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信 I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey
跟我一起唱 Y'all sing it with me!
我相信 Believe
我相信 I believe
我相信 I'm a believer
我相信 I believe
哦 真有趣 Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh.
我不能呼吸 我不能呼吸了 I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
我相信自我感觉 I believe in self-assertion
命运有时会改变 Destiny or a slight divertion
现在好像青睐我了 Now it seems I've got my head on straight
我是一个丑八怪 一个怪物 I'm freak an apparition